Just because you have two Jesus bumper stickers…
I don’t usually do this, but this person almost got me killed, so I’m going to do this.
Dear fat white lady in a navy blue Silverado (I think, I was a little stressed at the time) with the Mississippi plats JG? 239 (not sure of the third character): You’re lucky I didn’t get hit.
So here’s the story: I’m on the I-10 exit. I left work early today for personal reasons. The exit is two lanes, both of which turn onto the highway – left onto left, right onto right. I’m in the left lane. Apparently this retard is in the right. Light changes, but there are a lot of cars on the highway due to the onramp. Left lane is more full than the right. This twunt zooms ahead of me and takes the last available space in the lane — but seeing as how I assumed we were all human beings, I was already most way across the highway when she did it. This left me hanging out onto the highway because she couldn’t be bothered to STAY IN HER LANE and wait to merge.
So I hit my horn a bit to let her know, hey, lady, I’m stuck out here thanks. And she flips me off! Now I’m pissed and in my head she’s exploding from a terminal case of genital herpes.
Seriously, what the fuck? I’m pretty sure none of your actions fall under what Jesus would do.
