Taking a break from Sharknado, our 10th movie in this series is 47 Meters Down. This one is a lot different from the others: instead of being just a shark getting folks at the beach (or on land as in Sharknado), these are people who intentionally lower themselves into the water to look at the …
How many ‘nado puns can we fit? All of ’em. This movie featured a lot of twists on the old fashion sharknadoes from the series so far: lavanado, sharkberg, nuclearnado, and my favorite, cownado, just to name a few. They really went all out with that, and that sort of humor: and to top it …
Quick review as it’s Memorial Day. And what more appropriate than a movie that starts in DC with a billionaire president? I’m just leaving it at the report card and this: it’s okay, but something is missing from the second one. Report Card:Running Time: An hour and a half.Shark Death Total: Far more than the …
Well, that’s over. The Starks “won”, as much as they could. And the extended Tully family rules over most of the west in this ending: – Edmure clearly runs the Riverlands. – Robert Arryn is coming into his own in the Vale. – Sansa runs the free North. – Bran runs the over-all Six Kingdoms. …
I liked this one more than the first, which may be because I had adjusted back into my B-movie zone for this one; I’ll probably do a few more of these before moving on to a different shark movie. This one had a cast of thousands… of cameos. Including a few that did not age …
Spoilers ahead. What a bunch of poorly written garbage. It is very clear that the writers have zero idea how battles work. Also, Dany somehow got her hands on a Game Genie and here are the three codes she used: Infinite Dragon Fire, Unlimited Unsullied, Unlimited Dothraki (??? They were wiped out.) We did get …
They’ve made enough of these that I could probably finish the shark movie reviews just watching them. But we’ll see how many I actually sit through. This is very much an intentional B-movie, or as they’re mostly known today, “A Syfy Original.” This one spawned a whole franchise (six movies), so clearly they got something …
This is the sort of shark movie you’d expect to come out lately: action-packed and not really scary in any way. And this movie accomplishes what it set out to do. It’s visually awesome, with a lot of good work done under the water and some reasonable science behind the submersibles. (Not so much the …
The fourth, final, and worst of the Jaws franchise. This is the worst movie in the franchise by far. This might end up being the worst movie I review in this series: next week I’m doing the Meg, which was pretty damned entertaining. This… this was hard to sit through. The things we do for …
On vacation, still gotta update Jaws 2, too. This movie is great, and a lot hokier and B-movie-er than the other two. It’s really funny, and a couple of fairly decent actors turn in 80s 3D movie worthy performances. But since I’m on vacation and a Scotch regimen… Report Card: Running Time: An hour thirty-nine. …
