Back at it with our man Jason at center stage: Just when you thought it was safe to go back to camp…here’s even more heart pounding terror. Five years after the horrible bloodbath at Camp Crystal lake, all that remains is the legend of Jason Voorhees and his demented mother, who had murdered seven camp …
This is for the original Friday the 13th. I’m watching the extended version on the DVD-set I’ve got, but the description on Amazon says: Camp Crystal Lake has been shuttered for over 20 years due to several vicious and unsolved murders. The camp’s new owner and seven young counselors are readying the property for re-opening …
I think they gave up on summarizing movies at Amazon: Freddy’s back in the update of Wes Craven’s classic tales of the hideously disfigured dream-stalker and his prey. This is the only movie in the franchise without Robert Englund as the big bad. He has been replaced with Jackie Earle Haley. So we’ll address that …
Imagine the description for this one: Freddy’s back…and he wants revenge. When teenager Jesse Walsh moves to Elm Street, Freddy Krueger starts appearing in his nightmares. The second movie of the original Elm Street series. This time Freddy wants to come back to the waking world, and he decides to possess an extremely whiny Luke …
In the first of the three* Elm Street movies I’ll be looking at, we get this slightly off, very spoiler filled description from Amazon: In classic horror film genre that launched a movie franchise, a pedophile who was murdered by a lynch mob returns years later in terrifying nightmares of his killers’ teenage children. Well, …
Finishing up our Halloween trilogy in time for Halloween, today is the Rob Zombie Halloween. Unlike all the other movies in the franchise, this one represents the first (and to date, only) straight up attempt at a full series reboot. We meet Michael Myers in his shitty upbringing, and go all the way through his …
Since I saw this on Saturday, I figure, I should review it while it is still fresh (but not too fresh). This is my favorite new horror that I’ve seen in a while: the new Halloween (2018), set in the original universe as a direct sequel to the first movie (well, maybe and allowing for …
We’ll start our original-sequel-remake series with Halloween. This week, the first Halloween (next, the Rob Zombie re-make, followed by the new installment the week of Halloween). The description, per Amazon: On Halloween night of 1963, 6-year old Michael Myers stabbed his sister to death. After sitting in a mental hospital for 15 years, Myers escapes …
The next set of movies I’ll be reviewing: horror movies and their remakes or sequels, going for a more classic vibe. To start with: Halloween, which has a new movie coming out just in time for… Halloween.
The final of the thirteen Full Moon movies I’m reviewing (for now), as next week we’ll start with something very Halloween-ish. Here goes: A botched bust on a pair of arms dealers inadvertently leads to the raising of a sixty year old demon with the power to bring toys to life as his personal minions. …