Movie Review: Jaws 3-D!

On vacation, still gotta update Jaws 2, too.

This movie is great, and a lot hokier and B-movie-er than the other two. It’s really funny, and a couple of fairly decent actors turn in 80s 3D movie worthy performances. But since I’m on vacation and a Scotch regimen…

Report Card:
Running Time: An hour thirty-nine.
Shark Death Total: Five, again. Is this a trend?
Acting: Good, mostly. A little over the top.
Shark Effects: Pretty good.
Gun Use: Do spear guns count?
Gore: No kidding.
Creepy? Not to an adult.
Funny? Some of it. A lot of it not on purpose.
Nudity: No.
Pacing: Pretty good for a long movie, a 3d movie, and a second sequel.

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