Movie Review: Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No 

Quick review as it’s Memorial Day.  And what more appropriate than a movie that starts in DC with a billionaire president? 

I’m just leaving it at the report card and this: it’s okay, but something is missing from the second one. 

Report Card:
Running Time: An hour and a half.
Shark Death Total: Far more than the last movie 
Acting: It is a B-Movie. The average is worse than the last. 
Shark Effects: Very CGI.
Gun Use: And plane use.  And power tool use. 
Gore: More than before. 
Creepy? Only when a pair of untrained civilians take off in an F-4E Phantom
Funny? It’s called “Sharknado 3.” Chris Jericho is an added hilarious bonus – he is naturally funny. 
Nudity: No.
Pacing: They hit their stride last time.  This time it’s crazier. 

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