Movie Review: Witchouse 3

Yikes. This movie is also bad.

I wrote “This sucks” during the movie, then came back and underlined it. That is about the summary it deserves. I also wrote, “The story is so stupid! But the acting is worse!” I don’t remember if I wrote that all at once, or just continued my thought.

There was a brief moment when the story and the twist at the end might have been interesting, but they ruined it with a) the acting, and b) the witch standing behind the protagonist making scary fingers and faces. Who the fuck thought that up?

Definitely the worse of the three movies. Not our all-time worst movie, but as far as Full Moon goes, this is worse than Seedpeople. But it’s out of the way now, and it will be really hard for the last two movies on the list to be worse than this.

Report card:
Runtime: Ninety-five minutes.
Acting: Pretty rough.
Effects: Bad.
Violence: Not enough.
Dead Townsfolk: Not enough: two for sure (again).
Revenge Kills: Technically they all are.
Gun Use: No.
Gore: Not really, no.
Creepy? No.
Monster Type? A witch.
Monster Ick Factor: No.
Funny? A bit, again.
Nudity: One topless scene.
Pet Death: No.
Pacing: Deceptive.

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