It’s Memorial Day, so this’ll be short: this is a post-apocalyptic story about the after-effects of a world-wide virus that wipes out just about everyone. It’s a good movie. I liked it a lot. In 6th place, it is easily twice as good as the movie I’ve preemptively left in 12th. 1. 28 Days Later …

This movie sucks. I was fooled because Ray Wise is in it. It gets a report card and nothing else. 1. 28 Days Later 2. Contagion 3. Outbreak 4. 12 Monkeys 5. 28 Weeks Later … 12. Toxic Skies. 13. Pandemic Report card: Runtime: Ninety long minutes. Acting: Good to awful. Effects: Meh. Violence: Not …

I’m going to give this movie the review it deserves: this movie is ungodly stupid. Now, I was interested in this one for two reasons. One, it was an interesting premise: an outbreak… started by chemtrails. That’s an awesome idea, because that conspiracy theory is nuts. Two, Anne Heche is an actual famous person, so …

With Bonus Music! This movie review comes with a bonus synthwave song featuring a few lines from the film: Le Matos: 58 Minutes pour vivre. All right, so this isn’t quite the same as our other movies. We don’t see as much of the plague unraveling society, but we do see the horrible dystopian future …