Movie Review: Pandemic (2009)

This movie sucks. I was fooled because Ray Wise is in it. It gets a report card and nothing else.

1. 28 Days Later
2. Contagion
3. Outbreak
4. 12 Monkeys
5. 28 Weeks Later

12. Toxic Skies.
13. Pandemic

Report card:
Runtime: Ninety long minutes.
Acting: Good to awful.
Effects: Meh.
Violence: Not enough.
Dead Townsfolk: Not enough.
Revenge Kills: No.
Gun Use: Stupid.
Gore: The plot.
Creepy? No.
Monster Type? The writers and a virus.
Monster Ick Factor: No.
Funny? No.
Nudity: No.
Pet Death: A lot of livestock.
Pacing: I started playing Fornite on my phone here too.

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