Quick review as it’s Memorial Day. And what more appropriate than a movie that starts in DC with a billionaire president? I’m just leaving it at the report card and this: it’s okay, but something is missing from the second one. Report Card:Running Time: An hour and a half.Shark Death Total: Far more than the …
Well, that’s over. The Starks “won”, as much as they could. And the extended Tully family rules over most of the west in this ending: – Edmure clearly runs the Riverlands. – Robert Arryn is coming into his own in the Vale. – Sansa runs the free North. – Bran runs the over-all Six Kingdoms. …
I liked this one more than the first, which may be because I had adjusted back into my B-movie zone for this one; I’ll probably do a few more of these before moving on to a different shark movie. This one had a cast of thousands… of cameos. Including a few that did not age …
Spoilers ahead. What a bunch of poorly written garbage. It is very clear that the writers have zero idea how battles work. Also, Dany somehow got her hands on a Game Genie and here are the three codes she used: Infinite Dragon Fire, Unlimited Unsullied, Unlimited Dothraki (??? They were wiped out.) We did get …
They’ve made enough of these that I could probably finish the shark movie reviews just watching them. But we’ll see how many I actually sit through. This is very much an intentional B-movie, or as they’re mostly known today, “A Syfy Original.” This one spawned a whole franchise (six movies), so clearly they got something …
Neutral always looks misspelled to me. All right, I’m going to run down the people running for President, according to Wikipedia at this moment. The list of names will be the only thing I look at, so everything I know about folks has to be something I know from hearing about them — to make …
Euuugh. Allow me to review this as nicely as I can: Ok, the start was good. Funeral, mourning, all that. Makes total sense. Enough recognizable faces that the remaining recognizable faces got to have a sad moment. The drinking scenes were all-right, but we just had these intimate drinking scenes. They did a good job …
This is the sort of shark movie you’d expect to come out lately: action-packed and not really scary in any way. And this movie accomplishes what it set out to do. It’s visually awesome, with a lot of good work done under the water and some reasonable science behind the submersibles. (Not so much the …
Well, we’ve got about four hours left of the show and a ton of ground to cover. Here’s where we stand (so, spoilers, duh): The Night King is gone, and so is his army. Beric’s theory from last season was correct. Some folks died I didn’t expect (Edd, Lyanna Mormont, Beric), but for Edd it …
The fourth, final, and worst of the Jaws franchise. This is the worst movie in the franchise by far. This might end up being the worst movie I review in this series: next week I’m doing the Meg, which was pretty damned entertaining. This… this was hard to sit through. The things we do for …
