Thankskilling is a rare film: it was made on a budget beneath even shoestring, maybe a floss budget. $3500. It’s meant to be bad, and funny, and it accomplishes both of those things. It’s short and to the point, without a lot of filler. Like a lot of horror films, the protagonists aren’t necessarily likeable. …

Lately, there has been an explosion of horror movies featuring a discrete theme: a group of masked assholes is killing random people (in this case, an unattractive, broke college student who is dating the X-Men’s Havok), usually to either film it or just to get their rocks off. This movie is one of those. The …

Well… this is a movie. I’m not going to sugar-coat this review: We have a new Champeen, a new Worst Movie. Seriously this one is hall of fame bad, mostly because it is so boring. Seriously, this movie was hard to watch. I give older movies a bit of a pass on their pacing, too. …

This movie is a breath of fresh air. It starts with a very familiar, very typical slasher movie set-up: A bunch of youths are headed to a single, yet isolated location (in this case, the house one of their friends has inherited, on an island). Suddenly, there is a killer in their midst. Seriously, I’m …