Short review for New Year’s. Despite being officially off work wormed into my day and so I’m abbreviating this: Good enough movie. It does what it set out to do. Ironic that NYE ends up with a batting average of a thousand. Report card: Runtime: An hour thirty. Acting: Average. Effects: Not really. Violence: A …

Quick update for Christmas: Good movie. Funny. Little scary. Report card: Runtime: An hour thirty-eight. Acting: Pretty damn good. Effects: Great! Violence: A little. Dead Townsfolk: Between seven and zero. Depends on how you interpret the end. Revenge Kills: None. Gun Use: Not really. Gore: No. Creepy? A little. Monster Type? Krampus. Monster Ick Factor: …

Or is it Christams? Let’s hit the most positive part first: * IMDB says 2012, Tubi says 2016. This movie is bad. Sometimes, Syfy originals are fun to watch. This one was not. I’m not going to spend a lot of time on it, because I already wasted too much time watching it. The worst …

This may be the first majority-not-in-English movie I’ve ever reviewed here. But the translation of the captions is spot on, some of the funniest stuff from a horror film. Spoilers: So, basically, an old rich idiot is wanting to dig up this old burial site. That burial site? The original Santa Claus. Who is apparently …

This is an interesting horror movie to start our Christmas movies with. As always, but restated for this review especially, spoilers below. One of the things a lot of people may not realize (because of the success of Halloween and related movies centered around the holiday of Halloween) is that the original horror stories with …