I’m going to give this movie the review it deserves: this movie is ungodly stupid.
Now, I was interested in this one for two reasons. One, it was an interesting premise: an outbreak… started by chemtrails. That’s an awesome idea, because that conspiracy theory is nuts. Two, Anne Heche is an actual famous person, so how bad could it be?
Fucking bad. I couldn’t pay attention to it, and I have sat through some stupid-ass movies for these reviews. Do not watch this film sober.
1. 28 Days Later
2. Contagion
3. Outbreak
4. 12 Monkeys
5. 28 Weeks Later
…
13. Toxic Skies.
Report card:
Runtime: Ninety long minutes.
Acting: Midling.
Effects: Meh.
Violence: Not enough.
Dead Townsfolk: Not enough.
Revenge Kills: It may have killed some careers.
Gun Use: Meh.
Gore: The plot.
Creepy? No.
Monster Type? Chemtrails.
Monster Ick Factor: No.
Funny? No.
Nudity: No.
Pet Death: Not that I noticed.
Pacing: I started playing Fornite on my phone.
