Movie Review: Toxic Skies (2008)

I’m going to give this movie the review it deserves: this movie is ungodly stupid.

Now, I was interested in this one for two reasons. One, it was an interesting premise: an outbreak… started by chemtrails. That’s an awesome idea, because that conspiracy theory is nuts. Two, Anne Heche is an actual famous person, so how bad could it be?

Fucking bad. I couldn’t pay attention to it, and I have sat through some stupid-ass movies for these reviews. Do not watch this film sober.

1. 28 Days Later
2. Contagion
3. Outbreak
4. 12 Monkeys
5. 28 Weeks Later

13. Toxic Skies.

Report card:
Runtime: Ninety long minutes.
Acting: Midling.
Effects: Meh.
Violence: Not enough.
Dead Townsfolk: Not enough.
Revenge Kills: It may have killed some careers.
Gun Use: Meh.
Gore: The plot.
Creepy? No.
Monster Type? Chemtrails.
Monster Ick Factor: No.
Funny? No.
Nudity: No.
Pet Death: Not that I noticed.
Pacing: I started playing Fornite on my phone.