Well, this one is different. In this film, Armie Hammer plays a jaded alcoholic. I’m going to keep calling him Armie Hammer though because his name is cooler than any character. Some college kids did some witchcraft and unleashed something awful, which soon attaches itself to the characters in the movie. Armie is generally… hollow. …
Today got derailed. Report card: Runtime: 99 minutes. Acting: Decent and up. Effects: Pretty good. Violence: Quite. Dead Townsfolk: Nine for sure. Revenge Kills: Yes. Gun Use: Nothing offensive. Gore: Nothing over the top. Creepy? No. Monster Type? Corporation and… Druids? Monster Ick Factor: No. Funny? Kinda. Nudity: Slight frontal female nudity. Pet Death: Not …
Good movie. Only a report card this week: Report card: Runtime: 93 minutes. Acting: Decent and up. Effects: Pretty good. Violence: Quite. Dead Townsfolk: Four for sure. Revenge Kills: No. Gun Use: No. Gore: Tit-gore. Creepy? A little. Monster Type? Black Phillip. Monster Ick Factor: No. Funny? No. Nudity: Some female butt and nipples. Pet …
So, one of my favorite bits from V/H/S got a spin-off movie. It’s not quite a witch but it’s kind of close and in a similar vein to the general direction, so this week’s movie is Siren. I enjoyed the V/H/S trilogy, and feel like they could do more and visit some of the monsters …
We start the year off with kind-of a stinker. Which I suppose is what I get for deciding to do 13 semi-random streaming movies* for this block. Mary is currently streaming on Hulu. There’s nothing really wrong with this movie — it’s got a decent cast, the acting isn’t bad. The idea of a haunted …
Short review for New Year’s. Despite being officially off work wormed into my day and so I’m abbreviating this: Good enough movie. It does what it set out to do. Ironic that NYE ends up with a batting average of a thousand. Report card: Runtime: An hour thirty. Acting: Average. Effects: Not really. Violence: A …
Quick update for Christmas: Good movie. Funny. Little scary. Report card: Runtime: An hour thirty-eight. Acting: Pretty damn good. Effects: Great! Violence: A little. Dead Townsfolk: Between seven and zero. Depends on how you interpret the end. Revenge Kills: None. Gun Use: Not really. Gore: No. Creepy? A little. Monster Type? Krampus. Monster Ick Factor: …
Or is it Christams? Let’s hit the most positive part first: * IMDB says 2012, Tubi says 2016. This movie is bad. Sometimes, Syfy originals are fun to watch. This one was not. I’m not going to spend a lot of time on it, because I already wasted too much time watching it. The worst …
This may be the first majority-not-in-English movie I’ve ever reviewed here. But the translation of the captions is spot on, some of the funniest stuff from a horror film. Spoilers: So, basically, an old rich idiot is wanting to dig up this old burial site. That burial site? The original Santa Claus. Who is apparently …
This is an interesting horror movie to start our Christmas movies with. As always, but restated for this review especially, spoilers below. One of the things a lot of people may not realize (because of the success of Halloween and related movies centered around the holiday of Halloween) is that the original horror stories with …
