Because I can’t finish watching Rana, Screamers, or this other shitty movie whose name I forgot. Seriously, I looked long and hard for a decent water-monster movie that was also available on either a free service (Tubi, Pluto) or one of the other services I pay for (Amazon + some channels, Netflix, Hulu), and I …
Month: September 2019
We’ve now reached the interesting crossroads of my year: September, especially the tail end of September, is the worst part of the year almost without fail. Work gets beyond stressful, the school year has started and routines are changing, it just stinks. But then there’s hope: it might not be a hundred degrees in the …
As hinted at last week, young people love to go to the mall during the summer. Especially if there isn’t much else to do. But what happens if… something happens at the shopping mall? Or should I say, the Chopping Mall? This time, rather than a sleepaway camp, or a cabin on a lake, or …
On with the fiction, to one of the categories of fiction I tend to enjoy a lot more now that I’m a little older: The stuff set in the real world. Maybe it’s over ten years of being into hardboiled and film noir, but I used to absolutely be turned off by stuff like urban …
Another thing people sometimes do in the summer: rent a cabin on a lake! Now, as I have previously mentioned (especially when I reviewed Friday the 13th: Part 3), Friday the 13th are some of the more fun slasher films to me. They don’t take themselves too seriously, they’re supposed to be a little funny, …
As mentioned in the Case Closed review, there are multiple Relic Radio podcasts that showcase a variety of old time radio shows. And to get in the spirit of all things creepy as Halloween season is beginning, I’m going to hit one of those today: Strange Tales. Our friends at Relic Radio put this one …
One thing people sometimes do in the summer? They have sleepovers instead of just sleepaway camp. Now, I wasn’t sure about this movie at first, so I gave the Slumber Part Massacre Wikipedia page a read. Apparently this movie series (there are three) was exclusively directed by women, and this one was also written by …
Now, for something completely different… something completely out there… something unique that has caused me much joy and nearly as much damage… Yes, it’s time for a podcast review of My Dad Wrote a Porno. They’re back this Monday for Season 5 — that’s five of these filthy, misguided books they’ve read. The podcast is …
This is definitely one of the most favored summer activities of the Boomer generation: summer camps. Seriously, Boomers made a lot of movies about summer camps, glamorizing a lot of things that just didn’t often happen. But this movie is a cult icon, so how does it stack up? Now, we have to throw out …
