Yikes. This movie is bad. The cinematography is bad, the acting is bad, most of the things about this movie is bad. The first thing I wrote about the movie was “I hate her,” about one of the characters. The second thing? “I hate all of these people.” It’s well established here that I don’t …
This is a weird one. This is a TV-movie, and I’m not sure what the hell ends up happening at the end. Basically, Robert Urich gets a job in a new town, and everyone in that town is a member of the Club. The people who join the Club turn into assholes. The leader of …
Short update. Report card: Runtime: An hour and 44 minutes. Acting: Pretty great. Effects: Mostly unused. Violence: Quite violent in flashbacks. Dead Townsfolk: None directly. Flashbacks. Revenge Kills: No Gun Use: Not really. Gore: No. Creepy? Slightly. Monster Type? A hoodoo person. Monster Ick Factor: No. Funny? No Nudity: No. Pet Death: No. Pacing: Pretty …
That title spelling troubles me. Unfortunately, the movie is as bad as the title. The acting in this movie is bad, almost across the entire cast. The intro is quite long for a short movie, and filled with a lot of mid-to-late ’90s computer generated graphics. On my notes I wrote “Geocities” at one point …
Well, this one is different. In this film, Armie Hammer plays a jaded alcoholic. I’m going to keep calling him Armie Hammer though because his name is cooler than any character. Some college kids did some witchcraft and unleashed something awful, which soon attaches itself to the characters in the movie. Armie is generally… hollow. …
Today got derailed. Report card: Runtime: 99 minutes. Acting: Decent and up. Effects: Pretty good. Violence: Quite. Dead Townsfolk: Nine for sure. Revenge Kills: Yes. Gun Use: Nothing offensive. Gore: Nothing over the top. Creepy? No. Monster Type? Corporation and… Druids? Monster Ick Factor: No. Funny? Kinda. Nudity: Slight frontal female nudity. Pet Death: Not …
Good movie. Only a report card this week: Report card: Runtime: 93 minutes. Acting: Decent and up. Effects: Pretty good. Violence: Quite. Dead Townsfolk: Four for sure. Revenge Kills: No. Gun Use: No. Gore: Tit-gore. Creepy? A little. Monster Type? Black Phillip. Monster Ick Factor: No. Funny? No. Nudity: Some female butt and nipples. Pet …
So, one of my favorite bits from V/H/S got a spin-off movie. It’s not quite a witch but it’s kind of close and in a similar vein to the general direction, so this week’s movie is Siren. I enjoyed the V/H/S trilogy, and feel like they could do more and visit some of the monsters …
We start the year off with kind-of a stinker. Which I suppose is what I get for deciding to do 13 semi-random streaming movies* for this block. Mary is currently streaming on Hulu. There’s nothing really wrong with this movie — it’s got a decent cast, the acting isn’t bad. The idea of a haunted …
Short review for New Year’s. Despite being officially off work wormed into my day and so I’m abbreviating this: Good enough movie. It does what it set out to do. Ironic that NYE ends up with a batting average of a thousand. Report card: Runtime: An hour thirty. Acting: Average. Effects: Not really. Violence: A …