Or is it Christams? Let’s hit the most positive part first: * IMDB says 2012, Tubi says 2016. This movie is bad. Sometimes, Syfy originals are fun to watch. This one was not. I’m not going to spend a lot of time on it, because I already wasted too much time watching it. The worst …
This may be the first majority-not-in-English movie I’ve ever reviewed here. But the translation of the captions is spot on, some of the funniest stuff from a horror film. Spoilers: So, basically, an old rich idiot is wanting to dig up this old burial site. That burial site? The original Santa Claus. Who is apparently …
This is an interesting horror movie to start our Christmas movies with. As always, but restated for this review especially, spoilers below. One of the things a lot of people may not realize (because of the success of Halloween and related movies centered around the holiday of Halloween) is that the original horror stories with …
Thankskilling is a rare film: it was made on a budget beneath even shoestring, maybe a floss budget. $3500. It’s meant to be bad, and funny, and it accomplishes both of those things. It’s short and to the point, without a lot of filler. Like a lot of horror films, the protagonists aren’t necessarily likeable. …
Lately, there has been an explosion of horror movies featuring a discrete theme: a group of masked assholes is killing random people (in this case, an unattractive, broke college student who is dating the X-Men’s Havok), usually to either film it or just to get their rocks off. This movie is one of those. The …
Well… this is a movie. I’m not going to sugar-coat this review: We have a new Champeen, a new Worst Movie. Seriously this one is hall of fame bad, mostly because it is so boring. Seriously, this movie was hard to watch. I give older movies a bit of a pass on their pacing, too. …
This movie is a breath of fresh air. It starts with a very familiar, very typical slasher movie set-up: A bunch of youths are headed to a single, yet isolated location (in this case, the house one of their friends has inherited, on an island). Suddenly, there is a killer in their midst. Seriously, I’m …
All hail the glow cloud Today we’re doing Welcome to Night Vale! This is one of the first podcasts I started listening to regularly, and it is one that I don’t listen to enough — I’m about fifty episodes in, which puts me around a hundred behind. This is an enjoyable, weird, and off-the-wall podcast …
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Rather than just do the sequel, which I’m holding off on for another day, I went for the fourth installment this time. Our fourth Halloween (the holiday) movie is the fourth Halloween (the series) movie. Those unfamiliar with the series might not know that the third movie was a complete separation from the series — …
